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Patriot Act: A Jeffrey Ross Home Film

Jeffrey Ross

Presented with the kind permission of Jeffrey Ross

Bret Fetzer review

When standup comedian Jeffrey Ross joined Drew Carey’s U.S.O. show that toured through Iraq during the first year of the American occupation, he took along a video camera and made a clumsy but strikingly intimate portrait of the armed forces.

Performing in venues as different as the Baghdad Civic Center and a camouflaged camp in the middle of the desert, seven comedians (Ross, Carey, Kathy Kinney, Blake Clark, Kyle Dunnigan, Andres Fernandez, and Rocky LaPorte) did what they could to entertain soldiers who suffered sand, heat, and being shot at–but the brief snippets of rough comedy are little more than a sidelight.

The most intriguing aspects of Patriot Act (which, despite its title, is largely apolitical) are the simple conversations with G.I.s, bellhops, translators, and others, who endure a difficult situation with a weary smile and a little glimpse of hope. It’s the ordinary effort of life that comes through, even when surrounded by bombed buildings and armored vehicles. Ross has no great insights, but he proves an affable and earnest tour guide.

Jeffrey Ross in Iraq

New York Post:

THE best documentary to emerge so far from the Iraq War comes from an unexpected source.

It is comedian Jeffrey Ross, a sad sack with a high-pitched voice and a face like Walter Matthau’s.

He’s been around for years and is perhaps best known for his participation in Friars’ roasts.

And now, he deserves to be best known for something else – his personal, videotaped account of a trip he made to Iraq to entertain American troops.

The film he made – titled “Patriot Act: A Jeffrey Ross Home Movie” and running just an hour and a quarter – reveals that Ross is as observant a journalist as he is a comedian, something he might not even realize.

What is clear is this: When he was invited by his friend, Drew Carey, to join him on a one-week USO tour of Iraq in fall 2003, along with a handful of other comedians, Ross saw an opportunity to produce something worthwhile from the experience.

So he ran a camcorder throughout the entire trip and later created this documentary, which is as touching as it is hilarious.

Its hilarity stems from Ross’ running commentary throughout the film, and the performances of the comedians before appreciative crowds of servicemen and -women at bases and camps all over Iraq, some of them on the frontier and within range of enemy mortars.

Although it’s Ross’ movie, he gives ample screen time to all of the comedians on the tour, who besides Carey and himself included Blake Clark, Kyle Dunnigan, Andres Fernandez and Rocky Laporte.

Actress Kathy Kinney, who played Mimi on “The Drew Carey Show” was also on hand.

And writer Larry Gelbart, who wrote 40 episodes of “M*A*S*H,” appears in the movie (but is not part of the tour) to give Ross some sage advice about USO shows. Gelbart should know – he wrote for and traveled with Bob Hope.

The touching part is what Ross learned. “I am starting to get why Bob Hope did this for so long, because these were the best crowds I ever performed for,” Ross says at the film’s conclusion. “Every single GI that I met thanked me for coming, but I should have been thanking them because if anyone got a morale boost, it was me.”

US Sniper in Iraq

IMDB description

Inspired by the passing of U.S.O. perennial Bob Hope, Friars Club roast-master Jeffrey Ross takes Drew (Carey) up on an invitation to join the U.S.O. in their ongoing mission – delivering punch-lines on the front lines.

Having just bought a new camcorder, he travels to Iraq and captures his rare, intimate, and often times hilarious experience on camera.

Armed with nothing but that camcorder and some jokes, Ross shoots his own life-changing experience as he travels alongside six other well known comics, entertaining battle weary G.I.’s stationed in some of the most remote parts of the Sunni Triangle.

Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

For assistance with clarifying screening rights, thanks to Star Price Productions (USA), Showtime (LA, USA), Gryphon Entertainment (Australia), Siren Visual (Australia)


… hosted by professional magicians/comedians Penn & Teller.

Many episodes aim to debunk pseudoscientific ideas, paranormal beliefs, and popular fads and misconceptions, often from a libertarian point of view, the political philosophy espoused by both Penn and Teller.

The show criticizes proponents of what they perceive as nonsense and dishonesty — bullshit — often citing ulterior political or financial motives. The stated aim of the show is to apply critical thinking to misconceptions.

As is indicated by the show’s title, the program adheres to Penn & Teller’s characteristically blunt, aggressive presentation.

Paranormal subjects of episodes include alien abduction, alternative medicine, literal exegesis of the Bible, and ESP; other episodes cover social issues such as the War on Drugs, organic food, animal rights, gun control, and environmentalism.

Penn & Teller approach the topics in the manner of Harry Houdini and James Randi (who has appeared more than once on the show), who are known for debunking claims of supernatural powers.

Wikipedia listing of episodes

Season 1: 2003

1-01 “Talking to the Dead” January 24, 2003

Penn and Teller introduce their series and explain their use of profanity. Then they look into the practices of popular psychics of today and reveal how those who claim to be in contact with the dead are actually performing an age-old trick called “cold reading.”

1-02 “Alternative Medicine” January 31, 2003
A look at chiropractic medicine, reflexology, magnet therapy, and a trip to an alternative medicine fair that ends in an operation at a crowded mall.

1-03 “Alien Abductions” February 7, 2003
This show features three days spent at a UFO convention and a visit to an alien abduction group therapy session. It also explores the psychological explanations, and the influences of pop culture, on the typical abduction story.

1-04 “End of the World” February 14, 2003
Criticizes the viewpoints of persons predicting the end of the world, with special focus on the Left Behind series and extreme survivalist methods. Also exposes the dangers inherent in the belief that the world is about to end.

1-05 “Second Hand Smoke / Baby Bullshit” February 21, 2003
Critiques concerns on second-hand smoke and attempts to ban it, and the usefulness of baby education products.

1-06 “Sex, Sex, Sex” February 28, 2003
Attacks penis and breast enlargement products, questions the usefulness of aphrodisiacs.
1-07 “Feng Shui / Bottled Water” March 7, 2003
Seeks to disprove Feng Shui as a science while challenging claims on the quality of bottled water.

1-08 “Creationism” March 14, 2003
Examines the constitutionality and scientific validity (or lack thereof) of creationism and intelligent design and defends evolution, with focus on a Georgia school board debate.

1-09 “Self-Helpless” March 21, 2003
Attacks various forms of self-help programs, with an emphasis on firewalking.

1-10 “ESP” March 28, 2003
Attacks people claiming to possess and teach Extra-sensory perception.

1-11 “Eat This!” April 4, 2003
Attacks various weight loss diet products and plans while questioning GM food concerns. Features 1970 Nobel Prize winner Norman Borlaug.

1-12 “Ouija Boards / Near Death Experiences” April 11, 2003
Challenges the Ouija board and investigates the nature of near-death experiences.

1-13 “Environmental Hysteria” April 18, 2003
Question mainstream opinions on various environmental issues, including global warming, with a criticism of Greenpeace and Julia Butterfly Hill. Includes an experiment where people at an environmental rally sign a petition to ban water, disguised under the name Dihydrogen Monoxide, without thinking out the proposal critically.

Season 2: 2004

2-01 “PETA” April 1, 2004
Offers criticism toward the animal rights movement, and particular attention to the PETA organization and its ties with the ALF, an animal liberation group, classified by the FBI as a domestic terrorist organization.

2-02 “Safety Hysteria” April 8, 2004
Examines recent hysteria over the possibility of danger due to terrorism, questions the connection between Mad cow disease and Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, as well as school violence.

2-03 “The Business of Love” April 15, 2004
Criticizes the popular concept and the selling of everlasting romantic love and personal compatibility by dating services and pop psych love experts, and questions monogamy as a forced aspect of healthy relationships.

2-04 “War on Drugs” April 22, 2004
Questions the constitutionality of the “War on Drugs” and common allegations against the medical value of Cannabis.

2-05 “Recycling” April 29, 2004
Criticizes certain aspects of recycling, including the increased cost of particular forms of recycling and the detrimental effect that certain forms of recycling have on the environment, and debunks numerous myths regarding landfills. Notes that people are generally more than happy to recycle and that it is the system that is flawed.

2-06 “Profanity” May 6, 2004
Attacks the idea that certain words are inherently offensive and thus are (or should be considered) taboo, and questions the constitutionality of the FCC’s broadcast standards on profanity.

2-07 “Yoga, Tantric sex, Etc.” May 13, 2004
Offers criticism on numerous activities in the New Age movement, including: yoga, tantric sex, cartomancy, medicinal herbs and vortices, (especially the Sedona Vortices).

2-08 “Fountain of Youth” May 20, 2004
Offers criticism of addiction to plastic surgery, chelation, human growth hormone as an anti-aging agent, and details about the problems involved with botox.

2-09 “Death, Inc.” August 8, 2004
Offers criticisms of many claims made by businesses which offer funeral services, and investigates the validity of cryonics as a method of preserving a human body.

2-10 “12 Stepping” August 12, 2004
Questions the effectiveness of 12 Step Programs, with a focus on Alcoholics Anonymous.

2-11 “The Bible: Fact or Fiction?” August 19, 2004
Offers criticism of claims that the Bible is historically and factually accurate, as well as the attempt to turn sacred text into scientific material and general hypocrisy within The Church about the matter.

2-12 “Exercise vs. Genetics” August 26, 2004
Criticizes the claims made by various commercial exercise products that promise more than they deliver, as well as investigating the methods gyms use to maximize profits. Argues that some people are genetically built to look fit, while others aren’t, and that looking fit is not the same as being fit.

2-13 “Hypnosis” September 2, 2004
Examines the various promises made by professional hypnosis, and seeks to refute the idea of “mind over body”.

Season 3: 2005

3-01 “Circumcision” April 25, 2005
Argues against the alleged medical benefits of circumcision, and describes the negatives of the procedure. Suggests that the practice was started by doctors as an extra charge to add to the bill.

3-02 “Family Values” May 2, 2005
Argues that the “traditional” husband-and-wife family is a relatively recent creation. Supports gay marriage and polyamory, and also attacks the idea that homosexuals can be “cured”.

3-03 “Conspiracy Theories” May 9, 2005
Arguments against the 9/11 conspiracy theories, Apollo Moon Landing hoax accusations, and John F. Kennedy assassination conspiracy theories.

3-04 “Life Coaching” May 16, 2005
Argues against life coaching, demonstrating that life coaches often have minimal training, that the programs achieve few real benefits, and that the life coaches prey on people’s insecurities.

3-05 “Holier Than Thou” May 23, 2005
A critical view of Mother Teresa, Mahatma Gandhi and the Dalai Lama, arguing that they are not people that should be held in the regards they are.

3-06 “College” May 30, 2005
Opposition to political correctness, speech codes, and diversity requirements, especially on college campuses.

3-07 “Big Brother” June 13, 2005
Opposition to surveillance and unwanted government encroachment on the private lives of U.S. citizens. Points out the large amount of resources that would be required to do this successfully.

3-08 “Hair” June 20, 2005
Criticism to hair fashion and fads.

3-09 “Gun Control” June 27, 2005
Against gun control laws.

3-10 “Ghostbusters” July 11, 2005
Accuses “ghost hunters” of conducting pseudoscience. Dr. Steven Novella and 2004 Nobel prize winner Dr. Frank Wilczek appears.

3-11 “Endangered Species” July 18, 2005
Criticism of the U.S. Endangered Species Act and highlights its unintended consequences.

3-12 “Signs from Heaven” July 25, 2005
Criticizes claims of supernatural “signs”, arguing that people are seeing what they want to see.

3-13 “The Best” August 5, 2005
Criticism of people who engage in the pursuit of needless luxury.

Season 4: 2006

4-01 “The Boy Scouts” April 3, 2006
Protests the Boy Scouts of America not allowing homosexuals or atheists to join as a government-funded organization. Claims the control of the Boy Scouts by the Mormon church as the source of the discrimination.

4-02 “Prostitution” April 10, 2006
Pro-legalization of prostitution. Criticizes various viewpoints on the dangers of the profession, and points to the dangers of it not being legalized.

4-03 “The Death Penalty” April 17, 2006
Argues against capital punishment, from pragmatic and moral viewpoints.

4-04 “Cryptozoology” April 24, 2006
Concerning mythological creatures such as Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster. Cites the belief and study of these creatures as motivated by money as it creates tourism and royalties from film and video distribution.

4-05 “Ground Zero” May 1, 2006
About the dragging of feet and design mistakes by the LMDC in rebuilding at the World Trade Center site, the lack of family and public approved memorials to the 9/11 attacks, the impact on local business, and how the whole process has been co-oped by people out to make money.

4-06 “Pet Love” May 8, 2006
Concerns people obsessing about pets, anthropomorphizing pets, projecting their own feelings onto the pets, as seen in things like Neuticles and cat shows.

4-07 “Reparations” May 15, 2006
Against indirect reparations, such as reparations for slavery, but not direct reparations to people directly affected, such as Japanese internees.

4-08 “Manners” May 22, 2006
Pro rational manners that make sense, like for things regarding cleanliness and politeness, against arbitrary manners.

4-09 “Numbers” May 29, 2006
How numbers in statistical surveys can be used to deceive and how one can be scammed.

4-10 “Abstinence” June 5, 2006
Argues that abstinence-only sex education is ineffective and often misleading. Also looks at the healthiness of being sexually active. Features former United States Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, who resigned after suggesting that masturbation be promoted as a means of preventing young people from engaging in riskier forms of sexual activity.

Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

Season 5: 2007

5-01 “Obesity” March 22, 2007
Attacks claims of the emergence of an obesity epidemic and weight loss products. Investigates societal discrimination against the fat. Features National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance and Glenn A. Gaesser, a professor of exercise physiology of University of Virginia.

5-02 “Wal-Mart Hatred” March 29, 2007
Defends Wal-Mart against various criticisms, arguing that it creates jobs where there are none and that it is merely the end product of capitalism.

5-03 “Breast Hysteria” April 5, 2007
Investigates societal attitudes towards women’s breasts, supports public breast-feeding and recognizes flashing as free speech.

5-04 “Detoxing” April 12, 2007
Attacks various detoxification programs and asserts the actual health benefits of colonoscopies for people 50 years or older.

5-05 “Exorcism” April 19, 2007
Skeptical commentary on the usefulness and scientific validity of exorcisms.

5-06 “Illegal Immigration” April 26, 2007
Skeptical commentary on various “Minutemen” border patrol projects and the American government’s plans to build a wall to keep illegal immigrants out.

5-07 “Handicapped Parking” May 3, 2007
Criticizes the Americans with Disabilities Act for attempting to legislate compassion, and points out the law’s negative consequences. Argues that businesses will provide support for the disabled due to the desire for as much business as possible regardless of laws.

5-08 “Mount Rushmore” May 10, 2007
Investigates the origins of Mount Rushmore and attempts to highlight the positive and negative aspects of patriotism.

5-09 “Nukes, Hybrids and Lesbians” May 17, 2007
Advocates the use of nuclear power, criticizes hybrid cars for impractical designs made to accommodate the hybrid engine, and follows lesbians on a blind date.

5-10 “Anger Management” May 24, 2007
An angry attack on mainstream anger management programs, likening their purveyors to charlatans.

Season 6: 2008

6-01 “War on Porn” June 19, 2008
Opposes the movement to regulate pornography on the Internet and argues that it is attempting to restrict freedom of speech. Also rejects the notions that pornography can lead to addiction and aggression. Features profiles of XXXChurch and Brandi Love.

6-02 “New Age Medicine” June 26, 2008
A skeptical look at New Age medicine, presenting evidence which suggests it does not work.

6-03 “NASA” July 3, 2008
Argues that private industry would better finance NASA instead of taxpayer money. Also argues against sending a man to Mars due to the resources needed and the dangers involved.

6-04 “Dolphins” July 10, 2008
Criticizes the New Age belief that dolphins possess evolutionary superiority, a unique “energy” and healing powers.

6-05 “Sleep, Inc.” July 17, 2008
Takes a critical view of sleep-related products.

6-06 “Being Green” July 24, 2008
Attacks the concept of carbon credits as a method of profiting off guilt, and compares them to indulgences.

6-07 “Sensitivity Training” July 31, 2008
Examines sensitivity training and its roots in political correctness.

6-08 “Stranger Danger” August 7, 2008
Argues that a culture of fear has produced an excessive concern for child safety. Points out that children are usually harmed by people they already know quite well.

6-09 “World Peace” August 14, 2008
Argues that the idea of utopian world peace is naïve and incompatible with human nature, but also argues against those who argue for deliberate aggression like preemptive war. Also argues that free trade and economic interdependence are the best means to achieve peace.

6-10 “Good Ol’ Days” August 21, 2008
Criticizes cultural nostalgia as unrealistic and inaccurate when thought of as “better times”, and how people are just selectively remembering specific things.

Season 7: 2009

7-01 “Orgasms” June 25, 2009
Penn & Teller question the notion that Americans are in need of bigger and better orgasms by meeting with the inventor of a $12,000 remote-control orgasm machine, taking a $300 lesson from a sex coach, and observing a demonstration on how to unleash one’s inner erotic rock star.

7-02 “Astrology” July 2, 2009
Discusses astrology as a pseudo-science.

7-03 “Video Games” July 9, 2009
Questions the idea that video games lead to teen violence.

7-04 “The Apocalypse” July 16, 2009
Ridicules the idea that the world will end on December 21, 2012.

7-05 “Lie Detectors” July 23, 2009
Attacks the reliability of the polygraph for detecting lies, stating it merely determines the subject’s nervousness.

7-06 “Organic Food” July 30, 2009
Repudiates the idea that organic food has better nutrients, a smaller environmental impact, less harmful pesticides, and better taste than non-organic foods.

7-07 “Taxes” August 6, 2009
Penn & Teller attack the tax system of the United States as complex and unfair. The guys visit the halls of Congress in search of a legislator willing to discuss America’s tax system.

7-08 “Lawns” August 13, 2009
Penn & Teller take on the lawn industry and visit a neighborhood where growing a certain type of grass is mandatory. Argue that large parts of America are not the right climate for lawns, and thus should not be forced.

7-09 “Stress” August 20, 2009
Penn & Teller delve into the modern day view of stress, and see whether it’s legitimate or not.

7-10 “The Vatican” August 27, 2009
Penn & Teller discuss the Catholic Church and their involvement in anti-homosexuality efforts, condom use, and the cover up of the priest abuse sex scandal. They talk with Sabina Guzzanti, an Italian comedian, whom the Vatican attempted to punish for criticizing Pope Benedict XVI. This episode is not on the season 7 DVD, and it is no longer listed on the show’s official website.

Season 8: 2010

8-01 “Cheerleaders” June 10, 2010
Argues that high school cheerleading should be classified as a sport to increase required safety measures due to its risks. Also discusses how the majority of competitions and cheerleading goods are managed by Varsity Brands Inc. and if cheerleading was declared a sport Varsity would have to forfeit managing competitions to an independent body creating a significant conflict of interests.

8-02 “Fast Food” June 17, 2010
Argues that people should be free to choose to eat fast food and argues against a proposed Soda tax as well as misconceptions about fast food and its eaters.

8-03 “Martial Arts” June 24, 2010
Argues that martial arts does not provide real self-defense as it is typically portrayed and generally just boosts confidence, and in fact may lead people to unintentionally break US self-defense laws due to ignorance of said laws.

8-04 “Teen sex” July 1, 2010
Argues that people should not be worried about teens having sex, that sexting should not be a crime, and that parents would be better off educating kids about sex than trying to shield them from it. Supports Gay-straight alliances in public schools. Features Judith Levine, the author of Harmful to Minors.

8-05 “Easy Money” July 8, 2010
Argues that multi-level marketing schemes create more victims than profits, and implies that they are nothing more than pyramid schemes.

8-06 “Area 51” July 15, 2010
Argues that those who believe in alien technology at Area 51 are trying to find answers to secrets using non-scientific methods, and are finding “evidence” because that’s what they want to see. Also argues that some of these people are just looking for social groups that share their passion for extraterrestrial life.

8-07 “Criminal Justice” July 22, 2010
Argues that the American Criminal Justice System is on the decline because of over-zealous police officers and district attorneys who care more about winning or being proven right than justice. Also argues that some aspects of forensics are not good or fully realized science, in part due to the significant lack of formal peer review.

8-08 “Old People” July 29, 2010
Argues that the stereotypes surrounding old people are inaccurate. Discusses voluntary euthanasia.

8-09 “Self-esteem” August 5, 2010
Argues that the public’s obsession with improving one’s self esteem are ineffective and that those with high self esteem will develop Narcissism later in life.

8-10 “Vaccinations” August 12, 2010
Exposes the false link between childhood vaccinations and autism rates, and how it got started due to a falsified study claiming the link and an increase in autism awareness along with a broader definition being used occurring around the same time.

Pat Condell’s Godless Comedy

Pat Condell, Godless Comedy

Pat Condell's Godless Comedy

Presented with the kind permission of Pat Condell

How good is this guy?

Well, here’s a tiny selection of audience feedback from a few people who Pat Condell says are “less than pleased with some of my opinions” … thereby demonstrating that he must be doing something right!

Message fo ryou.

Listen, BUDDY, you do not know Islam. Islam is a religion of peace. Prophet Mohammad ( … ) preached peace. He was all about peace. That is why he wrote Koran himself. The entire Koran was hand written by Mohammad, even though he was illiterate, but you see he was chosen by Allah, so he was the chosen one, the one and only true messenger of Allah. So it is in fact Allah\’s own words that are in Koran, and Koran is full of peaceful teachings, I know this because I am a follower of Koran and I read it like 15 times a day, so I know it well. You have insulated Islam and now I will have to KILL you. I wish death upon you for mocking such a peaceful religion. I will pray for a violent death for you.

Allah hu Akbar

Audience feedback …

dead man you are pat!!!

the subject says it all. I’m goin to my best to track you down and when I do I’m goin to leave you for dead! your goin to wish you never posted stupid videos on youtube. Your nothing but the devils puppet and when you travel to hell from my blade you will remain there. dead man you will be soon Pat!

Audience feedback …

ur just a ignornat whtie son of a bitch that needs to b bheaded wid a blunt knife

Audience feedback …

The entire time I watched your video on youtube, I was shooting you a bird you piece of fucking shit. I hope you die today in a horrible fiery car crash with a full tank of gas. Fuck YOU.

Audience feedback ….

i cannot fucking wait until you die (which will be probably soon) and stand before your creator. I bet that would scare ur little gay accent right out of you. I am 100% sure ur gay. Just by the way u look.

Audience feedback …

fuck u !! and fuck all the zionist christian and atheist like u ! u are an ignorant mother fucker extremist ! u are a terrorist old man! u are a son of a bitch ! fuck u and fuck every body loves u ! if i see u in the streets i swear i am going to cut ur head off

Audience feedback …

Pat Condell = nothing but a jew-loving, ZOG-sucking, nigger-fucking race traitor and truly, a CUNT. Fuck off you fucking shitskin faggot.